Monday, January 22, 2007

Bill Man Boobs Parcells Retires


Bill Parcells retired today... guess he realized his only success came when he was riding Bill Belichick's coattails. Obviously Parcells was no match for Terrell Owens, and instead of putting up with that idiot for another year he choose to move on. I actually hope at some point he becomes and NFL analyst again an tells us how he really feels about having Owens on his team.


Although he walks away from the NFL, he does leave us with some unforgettable memories.

  • He was the first to receive Gatorade Baths
  • He had the biggest man boobs in NFL history
  • Biggest ego in NFL history

Oh yea... and in other news... the Bears and Colts won yesterday. Who cares ?

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